User blog:2FromBFB/Random ideas for the Evans Family

So, it sure has been a long time since I’ve done one of these. If you don’t know, these are basically blog posts I make where I change the premises of Supernanny episodes. This time, I’ll be doing the Evans family

Idea #1: The cult of Jared
This is definitely going to be the darkest one I’ve made so far, probably even more disturbing than my idea for the daniels family, where Lisa and Steve kidnap Halley and turn her into a cannibal.

The start of the episode is mostly the same, however when Gary is talking about the food issues, he mentions that it’s hard to get them to eat, whilst “at the same time, worshipping Jared”. This is when, in an out of nowhere return. Jared from the Nitti Family is introduced. Gary explains that one day Jared showed up, and now he and the boys worship him. They seemingly do not like people who “disrespect” Jared, as when they do, they just sacrafice that person. As shown in an extremely disturbing scene, where an unidentified man is sacrificed and put into the mouth of a giant Jared statue.

Jo realises this will be extremely dangerous, and knows she may not be able to help the family if she disrespects Jared. So the episode now becomes a life or death situation, as Jo desperately tries to not make Jared upset, and get sacrificed. Thankfully, she’s able to not do so, and does manage to help the family. However, we are shown the process of how someone is sacrificed, as Jo wonders how exactly they do it. So Gary, decides to show her how they do it.

We’re shown a room, where it’s revealed that Gary has started a cult, where many people worship Jared. Gary then opens a massive cell, where it’s revealed that they’ve been kidnapping all those who’ve disrespected Jared. In this universally hated scene, Gary takes an unidentified child, and forcefully straps him down onto a table, and the process begins. The cult starts chanting “all hail Jared” as the table is lifted up to the same giant Jared statue we saw earlier. The kid screams in horror as he’s swallowed. And thirty seconds later, he comes out, “reformed” and it’s revealed that they don’t actually kill the people, instead, they now worship Jared as well, and join the cult.

At the end of the episode, instead of leaving the family, Jo does… something else. It’s revealed that earlier in the episode, she contacted the police, and they soon storm in as Jo leaves.

Off-screen the entire cult is arrested. Including the children, and everyone else who was thankfully not reformed is released. As for the cult, whilst they are arrested, they’re not charged. But Gary would face murder charges, but these would be dropped due to him not actually killing anyone, and just reforming people by having them worship Jared. Thankfully, a few years later, they would all be back to normal, and the Jared cult would be no more. However there would be many unsolved questions around the episode. The main four being

A. Why did the evans family start worshipping Jared the moment they met him?

B. Why don’t they like it when Jared is seen in a negative way by others

C. How does the giant Jared statue make people believe in Jared?

D. How did Jared end up at the evans family house? (This one is mostly speculated by fans to be because Lisa left him there)

Of course, it didn’t take long for this episode to stir up outrage. And it caused the episode to be pulled off TV, and for many fans to quit watching the show. As the cult was seemingly promoting pedophelia, from worshipping Jared. Not only that, but the police would also be heavily criticised as well, for not charging the adult members of the cult. Jo, however, would be praised for contacting the police, and at least trying to put and end to the cult.

Idea #2: Jennifer is alive
This idea is pretty self-explanatory. In this version, Jennifer is not dead, and is alive. She acts like how she did as Gary described, being the anchor of the family, and as a result, Dylan’s potty training issues would not happen in the episode. The episode plays out like how it did in the original version, just with the addition of Jennifer and without Dylan’s potty training issues. So there’s not a lot to say about this one

So yeah, those are my fanmade ideas for the Evans family