The Van Acker Family/transcript

Opening
Announcer: Tonight, on Supernanny...

Dylan: Noooooooo!

Announcer: It's Jo versus the three-year-old volcano.

Dylan: (Screaming everywhere)

Jo: Hi, Dylan! (Dylan spits, and then Jo spits too) Please to meet you too.

Announcer: Little Dylan controls the house with the Iron will.

Dylan: No No!!

Jessica: (Dylan kicks) No, Hey!!!

Dylan: Aaaah!

Announcer: He flat out refuses to eat.

Jessica: You need to have a bite! (Dylan screams). Let's go try to use the potty.

Announcer: And potty training is out of the question.

Dylan: CHANGE MY DIAPER!

Jessica:  You need to eat the rest of the sandwich.

Announcer: Mom and dad are desperate

Announcer: Only Jo can help.

Jo: Mommy told you to sit at the table, and eat your dinner.

Submission Reel
Jessica: Hi, we're the Van Ackers. I'm Jessica...

Kevin: and I'm Kevin.

Jessica: and we have 2 children. Emma who's 6...

Emma: No! I don't wanna get rid of it today...

Jessica: And dylan who is 3.

Dylan: *screams*

Dylan: no no NOOOOOO!

Emma: BLANKET!

[Emma hits Dylan with pillows]

Dylan: AAAA!

Kevin: Emma is a very spirited little girl

Jessica: You don't?

Emma: NO!!!

[screaming]

Jessica: Dylan... loves to scream.

[multiple clips of dylan screaming playing]

Jo: My word, he's not letting up at all is he?

Jessica: Let's go try and use the potty.

Dylan: NO!

Jessica: Potty training doesn't exist for Dylan.

[screams]

Kevin: If you try to make him use it, his fit almost gets into convulsions. He's just terrified of it.

[dylan crying] Jessica: It's okay...

Jessica: He's starting to run and hide from us when he has to go to the restroom.

Jessica: Are you going poop? Dylan: No, no.

Jessica: Well what are you doing then?

Dylan: Go away!

Jessica: He will hold his pee or poop 8 hours.

Dylan: Ow! My weiner!

Jessica: does it hurt?

Dylan: Yeah.

Jessica: He won't put big boy underwear on.

Dylan: I want a diaper.

Jessica: You dont wanna be a big boy?

Dylan: Diaper.

Jessica: Why didn't you tell me, we could have went poop in the potty.

Dylan: CHANGE MY DIAPER!